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Bad Date #5689
I went on a date with a guy I met online, and we chatted back and forth for a while before deciding to go on a date his profile was nice and we had good conversations.
When he got to my door it looked like he had just finished working out at the gym⛹🏻♂️🤸🏻♂️ and he smelled like it. 1st impression? I wasn’t impressed. We got in the car and we drove to his house, which he shared with 10 other roommates😕?!? This was a grown man, not a 20sum-year-old! As a single woman, I had my own apartment and no roommate. I was truly perplexed but I digress, he had a room with a bathroom which was the extent of the areas I could move around to, at this point, there was no point, no chemistry, and no interest in anything further, I wanted to bail🏃🏻♀️🏃🏻♀️🏃🏻♀️ but he drove.
The “dinner” he served me was nacho cheese Dorito chips that had been microwaved to melt the shredded cheese on top (he called it nachos)😐. WTH is this I said? He replied I don’t cook….ok, 🙄ok by this time I was hot, annoyed, and in no way hungry😒. I could tell he saw all of this in my face, so what did he do to smooth the date over? He started finishing, his laundry. 🙄
There wasn’t a smile on my face by this time, but I was trying to hold on to my politeness instead of kicking him in the balls and walking home😤. He put on a movie because my conversation had all but halted, I sat on the bed as there were no chairs and watched this movie called “Pitch Black” which had just been released on video (before Netflix yall)
Surprisingly I did enjoy the movie, then I was ready to go home. He dropped me off at home walked me to my door and promptly stuck his tongue in my mouth he left so much spit in my mouth trying to kiss me I was grossed out immediately🤢🤮 and pulled away he tried to play it off like it didn’t surprise him and left. The audacity!🙅🏻♀️
🤨Did you eat the microwaved chips? No, this was my 2nd date of the evening and I was already full
🤨Did you have sex? (In my Oprah Windfey Color Purple voice) helllLL NNnnnahhh! This whole evening was a turnoff.
🤨Did you talk with him after the “home date”? No, I had no desire to
Moral of the story Ladies: Be selective anyone who puts in minimal effort should get minimal effort!
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It all began innocent enough, I was scrolling through Facebook one day. When I came across this post and video of a woman, she was a beautiful woman with a sexy body, but she appeared to be in pain, according to her words. She had posted a link on her page, to a video, unlike any other video I had seen. She was hurting and yet was working through it in her dancing. The video was out of this world fucking amazing, yet it cried out I’m hurting.
I had to try and help.
You see, I wear my heart on a sleeve, and when someone is in pain, I will do what I can to help. I messaged her telling her I know and feel your pain; if you need to talk, I’m here for you with an ear to listen. Now, mind you, this woman is drop dead gorgeous! I am a good looking guy myself (wink) wasn’t just the looks for me though, just wanted to ease her pain or help her with it somehow. Get her to talk out her feelings and emotions just in case she needed to with someone she could be safe with because I can identify with. I have had my heart broken on more than one occasion, so I wasn’t aiding her to fall in love.
Life is a bitch, but you fight back, and you learn from those experiences. True love will always find you if you want it! She messaged back thanking me for taking the time to notice and that she would mull it over my offer. She then messaged me later in the week, and we began to talk and talk some more. She asked me to watch and critique all her out of this world videos. Man, let me tell you, her videos are so fucking steamy hot!! She can dance and seduce your mind and manhood in her videos! She certainly got my attention and my dick.
I backed off because I was getting way too turned on, she asked me to choose songs that fit her dancing, and I picked a few for her to listen to she liked one in particular so very much. She had to make a video that day. She had me watch it and give her some pointers; I must admit it was a fucking raging hard-on looking at that video!! WOW!! This beautiful girl can dance like, holy shit! this woman is gorgeous and fucking talented!! Sound of silence is an amazingly powerful song that went right along with her message in the video that made you cry for the victims… and the first responders. She showed her heart in making this video. She showed that a Miami hottie could care about the rest of humanity. That says something in today’s world!
As time went on, we talked more and even flirted, sending amazing pictures that honestly were so fucking hot it made my dick get hard every time!! That sexy look in her eyes wow sent shivers down my spine. I was truly helping this beautifully sexy, talented woman forget her pain and make her smile. A smile that warms your heart and makes you want to beg to kiss her. Her body is what grown men dream about, plump round fucking ass, tits that scream feel me, lick me, suck me, with the perfect curvaceous figure, long sexy legs. I think I am getting a little off subject here, but that’s ok her fucking good looks and rocking body deserve the mention. As more time went by and we got closer, I can now call her Tammy. She would message me out of the blue sometimes, but I loved it, wanted to make her smile! That was always my goal, to make her smile, forget and move on from the past pain. I kept sharing my thoughts and idea for songs for her new dance videos loved her pole dancing it’s like holy shit she is powerful, graceful, and beautiful! We shared some more ideas and experiences in life. Then one day, we both started to flirt and get very sexually suggestive. I got to see firsthand the wonderfully sexy beauty she is… holy fuck I don’t think I have ever been so fucking hard just thinking about her. I told her I could write and bam, I wrote about how I give my special back massages (which is true I love to give them)
telling her turned us both on. and damn it if I didn’t make her cum. She got to see me cum it was hot! Real fucking hot!!! Her videos were so sexually provocative, that I came just watching them again. Since then, things have calmed and this is where the fantasy starts, the sex in the closet.
Finished chatting with Tammy online, during one of our late-night chats. and then it happened. I was in Tammy’s closet face to face with her. OMG. her beauty was heart-stopping… she was wearing a seductive t-shirt, bra, and panties … damn, she was fucking hot!! My dick was instantly hard. I stepped forward and reached for her face, pulling her to me. She willingly stepped forward with my hand caressing her face I leaned and kissed those luscious lips… mmm so silky soft … she returned the kiss … and I had to feel her tongue…….. IF you liked this story and want more send a tip to the writer at $cjskib
to be continued….
Story by C. Skibinski, a customer
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Couple Time
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Massage is more than just foreplay challenge
Stress is a complication. It can come between you and the one you love more than you realize with all the working, running, and the day to day living of life it can bring “couple-time” to a halt. Stifling any chance of building romantic intimacy with your partner. Stress eats away at everything and kills the mood for lovingly giving to someone else, couples who are under the slightest amount of stress can suffer greatly in the love department.
Stress can keep you distant from each other, you will start to notice how his feet stink, or she never cooks the dishes you like or have you giving each other a funky look or the stress over those extra pounds that don’t make you feel sexy naked. With stress, sex becomes more of a chore, happens too quickly, or becomes unenjoyable. Negative emotions and feelings about intimacy may all lead back to stress.
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I like to think of it like this: intimacy is the tree, every branch will need sunlight and water because the entire tree is exposed to the elements, not just the trunk.
Step 1. Communicate. There are great benefits to both of you by doing this challenge, point out those.
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Each trip into massage doesn’t have to include the entire body or last 1 hour + OR should it have to end with sex. It just needs to be meaningful touching that soothes aches and stresses away to bring you closer to the one you love.
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