For the Ladies
Bad Date #5689

I went on a date with a guy I met online, and we chatted back and forth for a while before deciding to go on a date his profile was nice and we had good conversations.

When he got to my door it looked like he had just finished working out at the gym⛹🏻‍♂️🤸🏻‍♂️ and he smelled like it. 1st impression? I wasn’t impressed. We got in the car and we drove to his house, which he shared with 10 other roommates😕?!? This was a grown man, not a 20sum-year-old! As a single woman, I had my own apartment and no roommate. I was truly perplexed but I digress, he had a room with a bathroom which was the extent of the areas I could move around to, at this point, there was no point, no chemistry, and no interest in anything further, I wanted to bail🏃🏻‍♀️🏃🏻‍♀️🏃🏻‍♀️ but he drove.

The “dinner” he served me was nacho cheese Dorito chips that had been microwaved to melt the shredded cheese on top (he called it nachos)😐. WTH is this I said? He replied I don’t cook….ok, 🙄ok by this time  I was hot, annoyed, and in no way hungry😒.  I could tell he saw all of this in my face, so what did he do to smooth the date over? He started finishing, his laundry. 🙄

There wasn’t a smile on my face by this time, but I was trying to hold on to my politeness instead of kicking him in the balls and walking home😤. He put on a movie because my conversation had all but halted, I sat on the bed as there were no chairs and watched this movie called “Pitch Black” which had just been released on video (before Netflix yall)

Surprisingly I did enjoy the movie, then I was ready to go home. He dropped me off at home walked me to my door and promptly stuck his tongue in my mouth he left so much spit in my mouth trying to kiss me I was grossed out immediately🤢🤮 and pulled away he tried to play it off like it didn’t surprise him and left. The audacity!🙅🏻‍♀️

🤨Did you eat the microwaved chips? No, this was my 2nd date of the evening and I was already full

🤨Did you have sex? (In my Oprah Windfey Color Purple voice) helllLL NNnnnahhh! This whole evening was a turnoff.

🤨Did you talk with him after the “home date”? No, I had no desire to       

Moral of the story Ladies: Be selective anyone who puts in minimal effort should get minimal effort! 

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For the Ladies

Guuuurrrls have I got a treat for you, well it’s really a one night stand but does it work wonders to get the kinks out in all the right places. 

I found this product about two years ago and it’s is all the rage!! It’s small enough to get the job done in a pinch but large enough to give you the best orgasm you have in a while. Just one will do. 

All you need is a great imagination on how sexy your crush/partner is and this tiny toy does all the work. Yeah yeah there’s that rose thing-a-m-gig which is like having two or three partners at once, but this baby goes right to that special spot and sucks for dear life. 

The part is there will be no cleaning or storing or worrying about anyone seeing your unmentionalbles because this one only last about 30 – 40 minutes just long enough to pull all the tangled up stress right out of your body. This one will not even ask if it was good, it KNOWS it’s good plus it’s half the cost of the rose with all the amazing sensation.   

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Baskets Ohh😘 Love, What We Do?

What we do at BasketsOLove:

*Adults only: We offer products and services that will revolutionize your love life.

Simply put we aid you on the perfect romantic occasion. We cater to people who may or may not prefer sexual aids/enhancements. We have a wide range of products and services to explore the hidden wild side or celebrate a lover by letting them know they’re your #1. 

Generally, we help with: keeping the heat in romance, great lovemaking tips, dog house situations, couple celebrations, we help you to speak and educate sexual needs, we can also help you woo that special someone of your dreams.

We sell original collections created exclusively for BasketsOLove. We also sell pleasure aids, devices, educational materials to enhance your needs. All of our material has been hand-selected from some of the best brands in the industry giving you the ability to explore what it takes to get good love and satisfaction. 

Our services include our branded “Date Night Party Workshops”, private spa services and packages (coming soon) private chef services (also coming soon), and our coveted romantic hunts.


XXX What we Don’t Do:

We do NOT indulge in inappropriate profane sexual pornographic material like live nude models, specific fetishes, sexually explicit magazines, or videos. 
We do NOT discriminate based on color, personal religion, sexual preference, or personal identity.
We are NOT just another sex toy store, enhancing relationships and romances is our first priority.

Part of the proceeds is donated to the unfortunate victims of sex trafficking and battered women organizations.

*Minor children under the age of 18 strictly prohibited.